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Sun, 19 Nov 2006

Utterly useless statements

And this week's winner for the most useless, meaningless statement goes to Head and Shoulders, for their most excellent statement that their shampoo will make your hair "up to 100% dandruff free!" I think I can say without fear of contradiction that my hair is currently up to 100% dandruff free, without the application of Head and Shoulders. Not only that, but if I applied lard, mashed potato and salad cream to my hair, it would still be categorically, unequivocally up to 100% dandruff free.

I'm leaning towards understanding the vehemence in Bill Hicks' request that all people working in marketting and advertising should please kill themselves.
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